lillyintheimpalawiththedoctor:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

"STOP WASTING THE SCIENCE CECIL. KEEP THE SCIENCE SAFE."

 ”KAPUSTA! Nie lubie kapusty!!!”  (Cabbage! I hate cabbage!)  (random sudden shouted exclamation from my dad in the middle of the night in a Tokyo hotel room when we were traveling one summer back when I was a kid)

My daughter at bath time…

(especially when others are waiting to get into that washroom. dang, she can sit in there for an hour!)

My son at bath time….

pleatedjeans:

via

tbh though, I was driving the kids to the farm this afternoon and they were all complaining saying how much they seriously miss school and wish the strikes would end so they could go back to the classroom and finally get to do studies again.

Guys, GUYS! Did you hear the one about the rude waiter? Yeah, he said he couldn’t take my order because he says, “that’s not my stable!”…. Ahahahaha…gods I crack me up…what?… No? Man, tough crowd!