animalstalkinginallcaps:

Mmmhm. Oh yeah. Work it, baby.
KNOCK IT OFF.
Shake that thing. Wiggle it for daddy.
YOU’RE NOT MY DAD, WEIRDO. WE’RE NOT EVEN THE SAME SPECIES, PLUS THAT’S REALLY DISTURBING JUST BASED ON ITS WHOLE PEDO/INCEST CONNOTATIONS.
Ooooh, that’s it. You’re a naughty little girl.
FIRST OFF, I’M A GUY, AND SECONDLY YOU’RE REALLY NOT DISPROVING MY LIFELONG BELIEF THAT “ALL MALE PHOTOGRAPHERS ARE TERRIFYING SLEAZEBALLS” ONE BIT.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

Mmmhm. Oh yeah. Work it, baby.

KNOCK IT OFF.

Shake that thing. Wiggle it for daddy.

YOU’RE NOT MY DAD, WEIRDO. WE’RE NOT EVEN THE SAME SPECIES, PLUS THAT’S REALLY DISTURBING JUST BASED ON ITS WHOLE PEDO/INCEST CONNOTATIONS.

Ooooh, that’s it. You’re a naughty little girl.

FIRST OFF, I’M A GUY, AND SECONDLY YOU’RE REALLY NOT DISPROVING MY LIFELONG BELIEF THAT “ALL MALE PHOTOGRAPHERS ARE TERRIFYING SLEAZEBALLS” ONE BIT.